Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Elements suggesting legitimate attempt at art Elements suggesting lame half-assed cynical cashing in on billion dollar franchise.

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  • Inclusion of Johnny Depp, who has yet to learn how to phone-in a role.
  • Inclusion of Ian McShane, who remains one iconic role away from being another Ian McKellan to Americans.
  • 136 minutes – pretty long to go through the motions.
  • Boat trips across oceans no longer take 15 minutes.
  • “Does this face look like it’s been to the Fountain of Youth?”
  • Relative minimum of confusion on plot, motivations.

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[twocol_one_last]Cash in
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