The Worst Films of 2014 – The Steel Frog Blog

The annual shit list is out, better late than never, right? Well, for all of these films, probably better never. Let’s get to it.

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

Transformers: Age of Extinction

You can’t tease me like this – you can’t put “Transformers” and “Extinct” in the title of a movie, because I’ll actually hope there’s a connection.

Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage

It seems the fifth was the one with all the crappy, non-threatening claymation. You gotta cut this guy off, or he’ll just keep sailin’ places.

Repentance

I’d say that’s an apt feeling following the watching of this film.

Think Like a Man Too, Dumb and Dumber To

(I hated these … as well)

And So It Goes

I hope that when I get old I won’t love a film on the sole criteria that, “people my age are in it.”

A Master Builder

Do you know how hard it is to make Henrik Ibsen roll in his grave? Wallace Shawn does.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A lesson for all script writers out there – you can take a character; you can dress him as a giant reptile; you can give him colorful clothing, medieval Japanese weaponry, the name of a Renaissance artist. You can give him a master in the form of an adult anthropomorphic rodent and a Playboy bunny reporter to lust after. But at the end of the day, the character still has be interesting on his own. I see you put the step ladder in front of the high bar, but you know, a turtle probably still isn’t gonna clear it.