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The Best Films of 2015

It’s funny how this works. When asked what my favorite films of the year are, I’m always pressed for titles. Turns out, it’s forest-for-the-trees kind of stuff. I get so wrapped in my next review that most films -once published- are out of my brain. Luckily, I take notes. And, as usual, I had to pare down my list of favorites as I had no trouble identifying a slew of wonderful films in 2015.

Honorable mentions:

Creed
Straight Outta Compton
Beasts of No Nation
Chi-Raq

While none of these films made my top-10, I’m letting you know right now that any of them could havimagee been nominated for Best Picture without any issue. It would have cost the Academy nothing. Instead, white movie fans all over were way-too-quick to apologize for the racial bias of the nominating committee. The Academy put Brooklyn, a conflict-challenged film reflecting the joy of immigration to the United States (whaaaaa?!?!), on the Best Picture honor roll while snubbing these guys? You deserve pain.

No Escape

As paranoid films go, this was a gem. If a thriller is done well, politics don’t matter. Of course, when it isn’t, that’s about all that matters.

Spotlight

When I see this title, I imagine a darkened stage suddenly illuminated in one small section to reveal … a Catholic priest molesting a child. Couldn’t be  Paddingtonmore appropriate.

Paddington

Dunno if you’d call this a guilty pleasure, but I loved that bear. What with Ted 2, The Revenant, and Infinitely Polar, it’s been a pretty good year for bears, huh?

Mistress America

One day, Greta Gerwig will get her due. One day.image

Meet the Patels

My favorite documentary of the year. Want to enjoy a documentary? Screw Amy. See this.

The TOP TEN

10. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Problem with teen life
Is that it bimageites even when
You don’t have cancer

9. The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann)

Title equals plot
You’ve messed up the marquee, Sven
Oops! Ran out of syll-

8. What We Do in the Shadows

New Zealand vampires
Are a far cry from sparkly
Well that’s a relief

7. Concussion

The NFL hides
Evidence of brain trauma
This makes my head hurt

6. Steve Jobs

Sometimes, an imageapt word
Doesn’t quite fit. For instance:
Megalomani-

5. Ex Machina

When we finally
Reach “Robot Overlord” stage
I hope they’re pretty

4. The Revenant

The West was cruel
But this film taught me imageone thing:
Don’t fight with a bear

3. The Big Short

Don’t you hate it when
The world economy fails
And we don’t know why

2. Inside Out

There’s no room for more
Within this personal zoo
Mimagey head is too full

1. The Martian

Ask not how many times
We rescued Matt Damon. Ask
Where we save him next

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