Some of the best memories are fantasies.
Features
Kingsman: Golden Circular Reasoning
Shlock attempts to take on the War on Drugs
Smells Like Nirvana
A “Weird Al” Yankovic concert memory
The Best Films of 2016
Don’t like it? Make your own list.
The Worst Films of 2016
“Everything you’re doing here is bad.”
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Suck it up, folks.
Chicken for a Day
Mascots inspired tale #2
Welcome to Jersey
Mascots inspired tale #1
Free That Piano!
All SPAM is not created equal
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Please pay attention to what you should be ignoring.