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Reviews
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Schadenfreude is a family value.
Shame
Just because you wish to make a film for adults doesn’t mean you have to make an adult film.
Carmen 3D
Use the cuspidor-a; that is what it is for-a.
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
New Year’s Eve
If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“This is a little over the top.” “No shit, Sherlock. ”
We Bought a Zoo
And a matching cliché enclosure to go with it.
Everything Must Go
On the bright side, it isn’t raining.