They’re kinda like a mobile STD.
Reviews
Hugo
Say, um, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare key for the robot I found, would you?
The Descendants
What do you suppose ‘Casual Friday’ looks like in Hawaii?
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Like Crazy
Ah, to be young, pretty, in love … and kind of stupid.
Arthur Christmas
I, Santa, forgot to deliver a Christmas present to child?! Aw, screw it. I’m tired.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Wow, another … cave … painting … spectacular. Really.
Happy Feet Two
Crappy sheet, too.
My Week with Marilyn
Good-bye Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all … but some other poor schlub sure did.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.