Titanic for landlubbers.
Reviews
Puss in Boots
No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
Trespass
Cage? Kidman? Schumacher? Wow! Now all we need is a time machine to make these names relevant.
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
The Ides of March
Et tu, Ryan Gosling?
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?
The Big Year
Not-so-angry birders.
The Thing
“Ahhhhhhh!” “What is it, killer aliens?” “No, Norwegians.”