Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
Reviews
I Don’t Know How She Does It
Yeah, I don’t either. That’s four awful films in a row for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.
Hanna
My girl? She’s sunshine, daisies and badass.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.