Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Reviews
Our Idiot Brother
It’s Paul Rudd’s turn to play Spicoli.
Captain America: The First Avenger
This is your Captian America speaking, we’ll be arriving at a conclusion in approximately two hours.
The Debt
Helen Mirren plays a real secret agent here, which almost makes up for Red.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Horrible Bosses
Jason Bateman plays the same role in every film … but that’s OK.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Didn’t arouse me.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.