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Reviews
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Singing? Wouldn’t you rather see irrelevant sob stories of people you don’t know?
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Correction. Born to Be ½ Star.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.
Warrior
Check it out, all six Rocky films at once!