Like a man who wrote Love Boat teleplays, that is.
Tag: 0.5 stars
Panic 5 Bravo
More thought went into this cryptic title than into the film itself.
Left Behind
… at the box office.
A Master Builder
“Mastur?”
Nymphomaniac, Vol. I & Vol. II
Want to hate sex? Have I got a movie for you.
Tusk
Tsk.
Sabotage
Undermined my afternoon.
The Single Moms Club
*sigh* another day, another half-star.
Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
To Hell, perhaps? No, that’s where the audience went.
Gimme Shelter
Gimme a break.