Sux
Tag: 0.5 stars
The Little Stranger
The operative word being “little”
Suspiria
You found the original confusing? Hold my beer.
Unbroken: Path to Redemption
A sequel so bad you’ll wish Japan had won WWII
Slender Man
Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new superheroes, huh?
Gotti
You’ve Gotti be kidding with this biopic.
Show Dogs
There’s no business like dog’s business
Baja
Went south fast
The Dark Crystal
Did I miss the Statler and Waldorf heckling?
Acrimony
A.K.A. “Tyler Perry’s Acrimony” … What’s Tyler Perry got to be angry about?