Felt like it was going to last until 2050
Tag: 0.5 stars
Rock Dog
Schlock Dog
Fifty Shades Darker
One sequel bleaker
Underworld: Blood Wars
Am I blue?
Nine Lives
Look who’s phoning
Boo! A Madea Halloween
I think you mean, “A Madea Halloween. Boo.”
Cameraperson
When you really want to make a film, but don’t have a director, plot, crew, or good idea.
When the Bough Breaks
… the rating will fall
Puerto Ricans in Paris
Technically two Americans in Paris … so where was the dancing?
The Neon Demon
Want to be a model … or just look like one?