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The Darkness
Great name for a professional wrestler…or a bounty hunter. Lousy name for a Poltergeist rip-off.
The Choice
D. None of the above
Meet the Blacks
Have you met? Blacks, Half-Star. Half-Star, Blacks. You two will get along quite well, I’m sure.
Hell and Back
.. or ‘A Visit to My Aunt Ada’s’ ..
Hot Bot
Plot not
Dirty Grandpa
Clean it up and I’ve got a shiny one star for ya
The Runner
Never got off the line.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Working up to fart jokes
The Ridiculous 6
Did you need actual proof that Netflix projects can blow?