All the good moon names were taken
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Wife
This is 2018; you misspelled “wi-fi”
Aquaman
Light Rock, Less Talk
L Storm (L風暴)
Is this a new category for global warming purposes?
Robin Hood
Smurf Village gets an upgrade
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
The only crime here was an unfinished screenplay
Nobody’s Fool
… but somebody’s tool
Johnny English Strikes Again
Because idiocy never goes out of style
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween
Wow! It’s just like the first … except it sucks!
Hell Fest
So you can take a l’il slice o’ Hell home with you