Er … how many times were you planning on breaking my heart?
Tag: 1.5 stars
Magician: The Astonishing Life and Work of Orson Welles
We will make no documentary before its time?
Tangerine
Nightmare
Magic Mike XXL
Which means what, exactly? ‘XXL’ describes nothing in this film.
As Above, So Below
Yeah, it ‘so b(e)lows’ all right.
Godzilla
♪History shows again and again Hollywood cashing [in on] the folly of man♫
Dolphin Tale 2
You realize at some point the tale/tail pun is gonna grow old, right?
Fading Gigolo
An old dog turns some new tricks.
Burning Blue
No wonder it’s the warmest color.
The Interview
Who hasn’t wanted to kill Kim Jong Un?