do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
Tag: 1.5 stars
Ride Along
Like a sing-along without music … or fun.
Inside Llewyn Davis
There’s a creamy center of ‘mooch.’
Homefront
What a Sly screenplay! That’s ‘Sly’ the nickname, not the adjective.
Black Nativity
Orac(ular) proclivity.
Delivery Man
Send it back.
The Best Man Holiday
Come for the opulence; stay because the week isn’t over.
Man of Tai Chi
So what isn’t a potential martial art? Spelunking? Numismatics?
Last Vegas
Don’t just let it stay in Vegas, MAKE it stay in Vegas.
Movie 43
You won’t believe how much talent went into this turd.