Came and went.
Tag: 1.5 stars
Wanderlust
I’m nonplussed.
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Joyful Noise
Come for the singing, stay for the sermon.
Jumping the Broom
What says, ‘I love you’ more than choosing friends over bride on wedding eve?
The Company Men
Hands up, all unemployed people who wish to be represented by Ben Affleck. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
The Dilemma
Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
Carmen 3D
Use the cuspidor-a; that is what it is for-a.
New Year’s Eve
If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
The Sitter
Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.