If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Sitter
Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Wow, another … cave … painting … spectacular. Really.
The Rum Diary
We interrupt this alcoholism for a cocktail.
Martha Marcy May Marlene
That’s a lot of names for a f***ed up girl.
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.