Well, you should have been warned off by the Netflix label
Tag: 1 star
Peppa’s Cinema Party
A raging kegger, I hear
In a Violent Nature
It’s Friday the 13th, eh
The Strangers: Chapter 1
Do you honestly think we’re showing up for Chapter 2?
Poolman
… and Billiard Boy
Unsung Hero
… except by, you know, the guy’s *son*
Spaceman
Existential Alien Arachnid
Los colonos (The Settlers)
Which included everyone in the theater where I saw this
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – To the Hashira Training (鬼滅の刃 柱稽古編)
What training? I already know how to sit around and talk shit
Ordinary Angels
When you care enough to brand a Hallmark film as a major release