What am I expecting? A gross simplification of pregnancy issues in Pollyanna fashion and a pandering message of empowerment. Oh yeah, and maybe a baby, too.
Tag: 1 star
Intruders
Ma’am, please stay calm; I’m just here to steal your face.
Project X
Why?
Good Deeds
Congrats, Tyler. This one is just boring.
Mars Needs Moms
And screenwriters.
African Cats
Ok, we got animals on screen. Did anybody secure Morgan Freeman? No? Damn.
One for the Money
Two for “Hell, no!”
Big Miracle
Paint-by-blubbers.
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.