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Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Devil Inside
Possessed is the new retarded.
Le Quattro Volte (The Four Times)
A goat is now the protagonist? Seriously?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
This was no boating accident. Unfortunately.
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?
I Don’t Know How She Does It
Yeah, I don’t either. That’s four awful films in a row for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.