Definitely NOT Spider-Man. See? Not a man. Who said “Spider-Man?” Get him!
Tag: 1 star
Rebel Moon: Part One – A Child of Fire
Oh, it deserves to be mooned all right
The Inventor
Congratulations, you’ve low-balled the greatest mind of all time
Night Swim
Lady in the Water 2?
Napoleon
I was not blown apart
Silent Night
A MAGA tale
The Holiday Calendar
A phone app in movie form!
Best. Christmas. Ever!
Honey, this isn’t even the best Christmas of this week
Camp Hideout
Home away from Alone
Mandy
… send it away …