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Tag: 1 star
South Park: Post COVID
South Park – what you get when life compels you to troll indiscriminately.
Eternals
No, it just felt that way
The Last Mercenary
Were JCVD films always this bad?
Mortal Kombat
You misspelled “Combat”
Irresistible
… and yet, I waited over a year to see this film
Zola
Seediness in Florida? Impossible!
Fear Street: Part Two – 1978
How to spoil a franchise in just five minutes!
Infinite
… the number of ways a movie can suck
Wonder Woman 1984
George Orwell’s unexpected sequel