Excess Mononoke
Tag: 2.5 stars
Mile 22
Iko Uwais, American public … American public, Iko Uwais. I have a feeling you two are going to get along just fine.
Alpha
“And the domestication of the dog continued unabated…” [/Homer Simpson]
Learning to Drive
Putting comes later
The Spy Who Dumped Me
♪Keepin’ my calendar free tonight
Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot
… but he will go all of twelve steps
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
Psst! Keep singing before the audience realizes the plot bites.
Skyscraper
Oh no! You’re trashing all that awesome CGI!
iBoy
Did you lobe-dial me?
Whitney
Didn’t she almost have it all?