Next time, take the elevator.
Tag: 2.5 stars
The Visit
I’d love to stay, but … you’re insane.
Draft Day
I’d like to swap this film for a movie to be watched later.
John Wick
Burning the scandal at both ends.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Review from B.I.T.E.M.E.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (دختری در شب تنها به خانه میرود)
Not your average Iranian vampire story
The Fluffy Movie: Unity Through Laughter
Not a cartoon. Please don’t mistake it for one.
Shaun the Sheep Movie
First: do no farm
The Gift
Huh. I expected this film to be an endless loop three seconds long. What? Oh, ‘gifT’
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
When you’ve loved and lost like a spider, um, odds are you’re dead.