The poison apple doesn’t fall far from the poison apple tree
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My Father’s Dragon
Aw, he doesn’t look that tired
Medieval
Soon to appear on your next spelling test
Plane
Was “Plain” already taken?
M3GAN
Like Chuckie, only more of a psychopath
Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody
Whitney’s bio, take 2, take 3, take 4, whatever
Empire of Light
Fast Times at My-Job-As-A-Corn-Jockey
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
It’s time to give this tale a rest
Avatar: The Way of Water
Turns out it’s wet
Wendell & Wild
When you want to make Nightmare Before Christmas again, but ran out of plot