You won’t believe who gets a movie these days
Tag: 2 stars
The King’s Choice (Kongens nei)
Would you like your pain now or later?
Chasing the Dragon (追龍)
Bet on the dragon
American Assassin
…♪stay away from me-ee
Columbus
Sailed well past the Port of Efficiency and into the Sea of Tedium
The Dark Tower
For those who prefer more snooze-worthy Stephen King adaptations
True to the Game
…or *a* game at least; the film isn’t clear which”
Tulip Fever
Joining ‘Boogie’ and ‘Jungle’ among mythological agues
Leap! (Ballerina)
Frog!
Kidnap
I’ll take the regular nap through this one, thank you