Welcome to the jungle/we’ve got fun and shame
Tag: 2 stars
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
… each faker than the last
Despicable Me 3
Despicablest?
Cars 3
Environment 0
Wilson
This Mr. Wilson is the menace.
3 Idiotas
I’ll just take a dos equis instead
The Lovers
… of indecision
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Except this one, I’m guessing
Snatched
Of the synonyms for ‘Taken,’ this is by far the most suggestive.
The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Mäki (Hymyilevä mies)
Tell me there was ice cream involved