Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation
Tag: 2 stars
The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
Hmmm. Took care of that Harry Potter; now where’s Ron?
Big Eyes
The better to two-star you with.
Annie
Orphan-lite: 50% less homeless than regular orphan.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Pssst. The secret is it still sucks.
Foxcatcher
Dream snatcher
Interstellar
Inter -not so- stellar.
Cesar Chavez
Union Activist, Civil Rights Leader … Piñata?
Divergent
Traveled a different path than the one where I’m entertained.
Non-Stop
Take a flyer on something else.