I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
Tag: 2 stars
The Watch
Here … alien, alien, alien … got a nice little planet here to conquer ..
Girlfriend Boyfriend
Red friend, blue friend
Savages
Just because I’m watching this film doesn’t mean I’m awake by the end of it.
Magic Mike
‘Magic Johnson’ was already taken.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
A Cat in Paris (Une vie de chat)
Or Synecdoche for all that Paris figured into the story.
Hysteria
Not to be confused with the Def Leppard album.
Snow White and the Hunstman
A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.
Chernobyl Diaries
Honey, let’s build a summer home here.