…screenplay in progress, direction in progress, acting in progress…
Tag: 2 stars
Lockout
Hey, Snake Plissken found his eye! And got a shave and a shower while he was at it. Well, a shave at least.
Wrath of the Titans
Over 20% unique story!
Rampart
Woody is about two stripes away from Bad Lieutenant.
Casa de mi Padre
¡Cuidado! ¡Humor limitado!
John Carter
Just hit B and A at the same time for a Super Jump.
The Secret World of Arrietty
It’s a basement. Now get on with your life.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
The Vow
I vow to watch this film. I vow to pay my full and complete attention, forsaking all others … at least until Journey 2 starts.
Man on a Ledge
I give up. Just what exactly did this ‘Manon’ allege?