The odds you’ll be weeping before this movie ends.
Tag: 2011
Real Steel
Real stupid.
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
ACTING!
A shallow study of three leading men.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
The Tree of Life
Root rot.
Moneyball
What if Brad Pitt played you in real life? Ok, that never happens. But Brad Pitt playing my father; that’s what Moneyball feels like to me.
Dolphin Tale
Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
I Don’t Know How She Does It
Yeah, I don’t either. That’s four awful films in a row for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.