Shhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting Oscaws.
Tag: 2011
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
You’ve read the book, now see the movie. No, the new one. No, not the sequel or the other sequel, the one that just came out. Yeah, wait, no. Oh, never mind.
Jumping the Broom
What says, ‘I love you’ more than choosing friends over bride on wedding eve?
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Want to be a model, or just look like one?
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
War Horse
Why the long face?
The Dilemma
Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
I hope you’re taking notes.