A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.
Tag: 2012
Chernobyl Diaries
Honey, let’s build a summer home here.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
What am I expecting? A gross simplification of pregnancy issues in Pollyanna fashion and a pandering message of empowerment. Oh yeah, and maybe a baby, too.
Dark Shadows
Based on the television show nobody saw.
Girl in Progress
…screenplay in progress, direction in progress, acting in progress…
The Five-Year Engagement
One big donut experiment.
The Avengers
These guys need a Legion of Doom.
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
I miss Wallace and Gromit *sigh*
Safe
Quite possibly the least apt word to describe any character in a Jason Statham movie.
Chimpanzee
Welcome to the jungle/we’ve got fun and games.