Who asked for 90 minutes of Jake? Too bad. That’s what you’re getting.
Tag: 2021
Red Notice
No, but I didn’t notice any blue, either
Clifford the Big Red Dog
er, the Big Red Special Effect
Eternals
No, it just felt that way
The Last Mercenary
Were JCVD films always this bad?
Antlers
“Be a deer and turn this off, will you?”
Last Night in Soho
Horror has never been so groovy
Major Grom: Plague Doctor (Майор Гром: Чумной Доктор)
“Ground Control? No, this is Quality Control. Commencing beatdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1”
The Many Saints of Newark
Like Santo Formaggio, the patron saint of “fuhgeddaboutit”
A Mouthful of Air
A screen full of stare