People, people. What’s wrong with the subway?
Tag: 3.5 stars
Ruby Sparks
Sick of your love life? Invent a new one.
The Intouchables
This French remake looks so little like the Costner original.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Soft serve apocalypse.
The Dictator
RULED!
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
The Hunger Games
Where ‘Sudden Death’ actually has meaning.
Silent House
Quick: exactly how many people are in your house right now? Are you sure?
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
You’ve read the book, now see the movie. No, the new one. No, not the sequel or the other sequel, the one that just came out. Yeah, wait, no. Oh, never mind.
Everything Must Go
On the bright side, it isn’t raining.