Were JCVD films always this bad?
Tag: action
Major Grom: Plague Doctor (Майор Гром: Чумной Доктор)
“Ground Control? No, this is Quality Control. Commencing beatdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1”
Army of Thieves
They don’t make armies like they used to
The Last Duel
He said. He said. She said.
Dune
Oh, it doesn’t have to suck. I see that, now.
No Time to Die
163 minutes? I think you have time.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
… and, behold, there was Carnage
Love and Monsters
… and more monsters
News of the World
Fitting title for a film that’s all over the place
The Card Counter
Hmmm … I get 52 plus jokers and the “rules of poker” card. Does that count?