Move over, Korean Jesus
Tag: action
Jupiter Ascending
Stupider Ascending
Fury
Hell hath none like a fourth star scorned
Mad Max: Fury Road
The morning commute gets violent.
Seventh Son
Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore together again?! Why, this is just like Big Lebowski.
Blackhat
And other forms of acne.
Hot Pursuit
Like ‘The Heat,’ only lamer.
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Guessing late teens, early 20s, maybe. Still seems kinda young and impulsive.
Mortdecai
Stifling my own gag reflex.
Snowpiercer
Think that makes a better Bond villain or X-Man name?