Oh, that’s not a metaphor.
Tag: action
Skyfall
We trade Bond’s gadgetry for Javier Bardemmetry. Can we trade back?
Alex Cross
Actually, he looks kinda amiable.
Here Comes the Boom
… there goes my lunch.
Taken 2
Mistaken.
Looper
Not only does the future suck … so does time travel.
Dredd 3D
Dreddful.
The Cold Light of Day
Reveals a coyote ugly film.
Resident Evil: Retribution
Resident Evil n where n>3.
Hit and Run
Hit & miss