50 Shades of Greystoke
Tag: adventure
The BFG
The ‘F’ does not stand for what I think it does … The ‘F’ does not stand for what I think it does…
Independence Day: Resurgence
20 years later … we still haven’t bothered naming the alien race.
Underdogs (Metegol)
Like soccer itself, this film is best avoided by American audiences.
Finding Dory
Has she tried Hare Krishna?
Warcraft
More daft
The Do-Over
Does the title mean this is just a first draft?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
What sadist decided a sequel was a good idea?
Alice Through the Looking Glass
… and the two stars she found there
X-Men: Apocalypse
Get out the blue body paint