Were white? Who knew?
Tag: adventure
Risen
Like cream. Mmmm. How much Savior do you take with coffee?
Deadpool
Sounds like the fast lane requirement on the commute to Hell.
Hercules
The Dread Pirate Hercules, I see.
Outcast
Hey ya!
Kung Fu Panda 3
Even more kung fu pandering
The 5th Wave
Sounds like Step 37 of my in-laws saying ‘good-bye’
Norm of the North
Let’s leave this one out in the cold.
The Revenant
Super, I have to consult a dictionary before watching a film.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Working up to fart jokes