Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation
Tag: adventure
Penguins of Madagascar
Are now everywhere but
Exodus: Gods and Kings
“Let my people go … next door. I hear Big Hero 6 is good.”
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Pssst. The secret is it still sucks.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I
Concrete is in this year … or we’re in concrete this year. I forget which.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
When they aren’t putting Humpty Dumpty back together again, that is.
Home
On the strange.
Cinderella
A version so generic even the title is a repeat.
Interstellar
Inter -not so- stellar.
Noah
Noah more-ah.