Forgive me, father, for I have made yet another holier-than-thou piece-of-crappier-than-thou film.
Tag: drama
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.
42
Sorry, Douglas Adams fans; there’s nothing here for you.
Dead Man Down
But not out.
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.