Aw, these kids just can’t get break … in any lifetime.
Tag: drama
Bernie
Understated Jack Black. You might have to read that twice.
Magic Mike
‘Magic Johnson’ was already taken.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Soft serve apocalypse.
Rock of Ages
Which ages, exactly? Is this a test?
Moonrise Kingdom
A cult film for the kids.
Double Trouble
Single star.
Snow White and the Hunstman
A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
India for beginners.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
What am I expecting? A gross simplification of pregnancy issues in Pollyanna fashion and a pandering message of empowerment. Oh yeah, and maybe a baby, too.