When you want to remake Beauty and the Beast, but don’t want to pay the rights
Tag: fantasy
Gods of Egypt
Were white? Who knew?
The Mermaid (美人鱼)
Sounds fishy to me … not all fishy, mind you, just, like, 50%
Monster Hunt (捉妖记)
Proving crappy 3D is the ideal babysitter for all cultures.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Sith happens
The Cobbler
Peachy?
Surprise (万万没想到)
Everybody loves demons
Byzantium
Imagine Thelma and Louise as mother-daughter vampires. Not what’s here; I just like imagining it.
Krampus
My stylus?
Jem and the Holograms
You can see right through them.