That’s not all I’m gonna do to this.
Tag: fantasy
Dracula Untold
Or, you know, ‘told’
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
When you’ve loved and lost like a spider, um, odds are you’re dead.
Horns
They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future
Jupiter Ascending
Stupider Ascending
PK
Why, yes, I am ‘piqued.’
Seventh Son
Jeff Bridges and Julianne Moore together again?! Why, this is just like Big Lebowski.
The Tale of Princess Kugaya (Kaguyahime no monogatari)
Every bit as interesting as a two-hour knock-knock joke.
Into the Woods
And a forest of clichés
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation