And a forest of clichés
Tag: fantasy
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Five Armies, huh? Lessee – there were dwarf, orc, elf … er … red … and salvation
Winter’s Tale
Try not to read this as ‘Winter? Stale’
Vampire Academy
Pep rallies don’t usually include human sacrifice, do they? Well, not in the North I suppose.
Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage
To Hell, perhaps? No, that’s where the audience went.
I, Frankenstein
do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
47 Ronin
(with 100 Ronin being a perfect score)
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Making a Mt. Doom out of a Hobbit hole.
Thor: The Dark World
Asgard as it gets.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Son of Poseidon, you have been given a great gift: a sequel.