The importance of being shirtless.
Tag: fantasy
Pacific Rim
What is our obsession with mega maladroit fighting robots?
Man of Steel
Supermeh.
This Is the End
Hollywood is now Hell; how can anyone tell the difference?
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.
Jack the Giant Slayer
FEE FI FO FELL! We didn’t think this through so well.
Beautiful Creatures
♪Woo hoo witchy woman … see how long she whines♫
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
One man’s circus is another man’s Hell.