Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
Tag: horror
Intruders
Ma’am, please stay calm; I’m just here to steal your face.
Silent House
Quick: exactly how many people are in your house right now? Are you sure?
The Woman in Black
Yo, Harry Potter! Is Womanin related to Sirius?
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
The Devil Inside
Possessed is the new retarded.
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?
The Thing
“Ahhhhhhh!” “What is it, killer aliens?” “No, Norwegians.”
The Woman
Hear her roar.