Dread Man Joaquin
Tag: romance
Third Person
Plurals.
The Other Woman
Baby, I’m not gonna lie: I saw another film right before this one. It meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’. I swear it.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Somewhere Only We Know (You yi ge di fang zhi you wo men zhi dao)
Czech yourself, then wreck yourself.
Women Who Flirt (Sa jiao nu ren zui hao ming)
Don’t get excited; it’s a tame PG-13 at best.
Beyond the Lights
Um … darks? Cottons? Poly-blends? Don’t leave my laundry untended.
Aloha
Fortunately, it also means ‘good-bye.’
She’s Dating the Gangster
Don’t get excited; ‘gangster’ in Tagalog translates better as ‘rebel.’
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.