Titanic for landlubbers.
Tag: romance
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
Zookeeper
If you could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, what makes you think they want to talk back?
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Tell me you don’t love Ryan Gosling yet. I dare you.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.